Average: 4.34 Controversy: 2.36
GE: Great fun. Reminds me of “Reward” by the Teardrop Explodes, if they’d have had any Spanish blood in them maybe? 8
DS: Perhaps the defining record of the year holidaymakers decided what went in the charts. 7
MA: Disorientating, titillating, sexually intimidating. But it won’t push me off the dancefloor. 6
JM: Latin-tastic. Estupendo and estupido. 6
ML: Because he’s such a tart. 2
KG: The crazy life, eh. Sexually obsessed Cuban gentleman, will ruin parties in the same way as Abba and “Come On Eileen”. 2