Average: 4.78 Controversy: 2.84
KA: I used to go to school with Rich you know. I did I did! 8
TE: Somewhat worrying that the year’s best bassline belonged to 5ive. 7
MD: Achieves a convincing toughness that not even Backstreet’s paradigm-busting “Everybody” could muster. 6.8
DS: Apparently they celebrated a recent success by going off to the red light district of Amsterdam. Can’t see Boyzone doing that. 5
JM: Excessively competent. 5
GE: Hard lad posers. 4
MA: The dishonest successor to East 17, and satirical fodder for Viz. 0