Average: 4.6 Controversy: 1.9
GF: I still don’t know what to make of it…so it must be good! 7
TE: It’s a funny, wise, odd little tune, but in amongst all this pop it seems kind of lost. 6
PB: If I had bought it, I’d probably like it. 5
MA: Well, it’s a facial hair issue, this song. Clean-shaven teenagers would imply a kind of nihilism, rather offputting. An Alan Moore beard and it’s indulgent middle-class romanticism. Lamb chops, though? Perfect. 4
IS: Paul McCartney as a one-man-band, in a dodgy pub, very much at the end of his career. 2