Average: 7.88 Controversy: 1.71
KG: Glorious. He says “darnce”. Where have all the lovely records like this gone? 10
GE: Travis should be made to clean Mr.Haines’ boots for a year. 8
NW: Glam style Cliff Jones would kill for. 8
TE: Unremittingly horrible, which is no more than we expect or deserve. 8
PB: Relies far too much on its fantastic chorus. But then that’s a) sampling, and b) the point. 7
AT: Sorry Luke – keep the handclaps and ditch the rest. 5