My parents are packing up and moving to a caravan!!!! Oops sorry, a park home. This means I have had to clear away some CDS. Whot??? OF COURSE I document this on NYLPM! Dere readers, shock and gasp at the revelations of “she bought THAT????&#82[…]

Heh heh whilst the majority of publoggers are away I SHALL TURN THIS PLACE INTO A HELLISH MIASMA OF GOTHS! Bwahahahaha! Welcome, children of the night!
So, a pub in Camden then, the Oxford Arms. We found this after a gruelling return to London and tr[…]

A hip-hop version of The Weakest Link??? What’s next, R&B Celebrity Squares? Except whole new rapping concept albums about how Da Brat should have known the capital of Australia and B-Real’s disgruntlement at being voted off in the t[…]

G-g-g-gareth G-g-g-gates’s website, to all of you WILL HATAS/lunys/nappy wetters: www.ggates.co.uk. Even his WEBSITE is having a laugh at him! (This was pointed out to me via popbitch). I’ve got fcuking Unchained Melody in my head now.[…]

Num num num! PUB FOOD. Whilst Wetherspoons generally = PUB HELL, one thing they do know is that the food they serve is merely an accompaniment to the (albiet rubbidge) DRINK. The proof is in the food + BEER special offers! Wetherspoons food is of the[…]

NME honours OLD PUNKISTS for duties towards gobbing. World continues to spin, I fail to care. Warning: the face of old punxx0r MINGS. Do not look if you are about to eat yore lunch. For a minute I mixed up Nick Kent with Nick Kershaw. I wish I had be[…]

New Oasis single to be released. ‘The Hindu Times’ will be released on April 15. Why oh why they are not releasing ‘Hung In A Bad Place’ (seriously), I do ponder.[…]

GARETH GATES! YOU ARE NOT THE MAN FROM DEL MONTE! STOP IT! White suits in pop music. Now, can we think of many entirely clad in white pop stars…let me HARNESS THE POWAH OF THE ATOMMICK BRANE! Yes! *power up*! There’s the POP WING of the K[…]

Your Ananova correspondent is busy expanding her international borders by looking at Spains version of Pop Idol, Operacion Triunfo! From what I can tell there are three winners, one is a fan of the hippy look called ROSA! Sadly she bears a resembalan[…]

I KNEW IT WOULD BE WILL! I LOVE YOU WILL!!
Sadly, that shiny faced spiky haired fule Gates has already been signed in news which surely must shock the few of you just returned from your five year exploration of Moomin Valley. Please Gareth and your […]