I prefer Mary(b)lin(g) Manson – ho ho ho see what I did there did you see?
(Arses)[…]

Hear’Say say ‘NO FIX’!!! And do we believe them readers? ‘Plain facts’ include the news that audtions were filmed by ITV2 and therefore you will SEE if it’s a fix or not!! Don’t you SEE?? Are you BLIND??
In […]

Welcome Johnny Shentall to Hear’Say! Or don’t cos he looks EVEN ORANGIER than Ricky Martin and Enreekie Iglesias (that’s what they call him in Scotland) sharing the Love That Dare Not Speak It’s Name! Urgent and Key Facts. Joh[…]

Pub adverts. As an integral part of the pub experience is drinking, it follows on logically that so is GOING FOR A WEE. In your favourite pub, you get to know the toilet as well as you know your favourite table and old mang regular. For example, the […]

Let’s text Sophie Ellis-Bextor! “Can you fit your face inside a childs activity centre” is one I would certainly like her to answer.[…]

Personal aside! My Young Elizabethan weblog now has a new home for the NEU! TECHNOLOGICAL AGE at…

STARRY VS THE ATOMMICK BRANE!!!!!

Visit, do, for the same old same old. It’s still vs. the baddies – just that an atommick BRANE is […]

BLURRRGHHHHHHH hack GROOOOO!!!! Or in other words, Cerys Matthews from that Catatonia band is going into the studio (boRING, Brian Eno is a big baldy grasshopper mang but at least he went to record in odd and fun places) to record a solo album! Crap.[…]

Former Steps Stars H and Claire are to record as a duo! I knew it! Even back in the early days of Steps, I was a Claire and H shipper! I didn’t know the term but I loved them both. Both blonde, Claire with her tormented facial expression and al[…]

Given that the Winter Olympics are happening in Salt Lake City (easy pub quiz question!) who else would carry the torch other than the Osmonds? Ahhh Donny and Marie. No longer famous for music, just for coming from Salt Lake City. The caption to this[…]

Blacked Up Female Jackson 5 in racist shockah![…]