Whot a GRATE festival lineup!!! Guns’n’Roses, THE STREETS (be still my beating heart swoon I wonder whot his star sign is), Andrew W(ic)K(ed), and ‘Rival Schools’ on the New Bands Stage! Could it be the Tompauling fest of Glas[…]

Shut it you cockfarmer.[…]

Spazmo! I blogged that on the 19th, you mentalist. Do you not even read your own publog?! Anyway, a local has been found, a Very, Very local. Dodgy boozer Shennanigans is right opposite our house. It looks very much so like an estate pub. But never m[…]

Glastongbury! Sod the Stereophonix rumXoRs with the news that the A-PAUL-ING Tompaulin(g) are confirmed to be playing this years top sitting in a field rock music festival. Tompaulin are GRATE cos their website is called ‘The Sixties Were Rubbi[…]

Ahhh goth pubs. As one of the new goths I can say I did not order Snakebite and Black as it is gross, and word on the (dark and dismal, obv) STREETS is that Guinness and Black isn’t a goth drink anyway due to black + black = black– as any[…]

::: POP-EYE POP-EYE POP-EYE :::
Well coo crikey here is my first attempt at a Pop-Eye. I watched CD-UK especially for this, you know. B-b-b-but where is G-g-gates?! I’ve been wanting to use my ever so funny, and in fact only MAN FROM DELMONTE j[…]

Christ on a bike who on earth needs such rubbidge things as LOCAL pubs when you can have your own GARDEN PUB!!! (link via joannou)[…]

It’s got bloody TOOTING but not Oval or Vauxhall?? SCREW YOU FANCYAfeckinPINT.[…]

Try searching for Vauxhall and more boozers might turn up. Here’s one on South Lambeth Road which has karaoke fortnightly. There’s also the Wandsworth Road which seems to be packed. There is a boozer on Clapham Road quite nr the new gaff,[…]

American song poems = the enclave of people who haf RAW SONGWRITING IN THEIR VEINS but just haf never managed to master the acoustical guitar and howly voice needed to be a Yankee singer/songwriter. Whot fate lies in store for these great unwashed ho[…]