I KNEW IT WOULD BE WILL! I LOVE YOU WILL!!

Sadly, that shiny faced spiky haired fule Gates has already been signed in news which surely must shock the few of you just returned from your five year exploration of Moomin Valley. Please Gareth and your assorted makeup artists – DISCOVER SHINE CONTROL POWDER. Please! And never, ever tell the public that if they buy your record you will use the proceeds to ‘help the ur… homeless… and the hungry… and that’ else I will punch you in YOU MUST ADMIT extremely punchable face anyway. TOSSNUT.

King Of The Boots – Asylum – 8 February 2002

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