Glastongbury! Sod the Stereophonix rumXoRs with the news that the A-PAUL-ING Tompaulin(g) are confirmed to be playing this years top sitting in a field rock music festival. Tompaulin are GRATE cos their website is called ‘The Sixties Were Rubbish’. The only way they could make it bettah would be if they changed the name of all their songs to the same title and also used the how new abbreviation for rubbish ie RUB!! I have no idea who else is playing. And if this is meant to be a secret then sorr-reeey. NOT.

PS well done on your interweb interview famous interweb journo Tom Ewing you come across really well and not mental HOW LITTLE THEY KNOW.