SCREAM IF YOU WANNA THWART THE MENACE OF IMPULSATIA

“To thwart the menace of impulsatia, they probed the endless voids of hyperspace”[…]

GREAT (even more) BENJY’S NEWS FOR ALL OUR READERS
Pete’s stalwart Benjy’s reporting back has missed out the Benjy’s “Smart Card”. A smart card, you say? How about a catchy logo so we can really catch the benjy&#82[…]

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE JUDGE OF, er, January (sorry, that didn’t work). Anyway! I do hope that readers do not forget that the new series of JUDGE JOHN DEED is on tonight at 8pm! Ah, lovely stuff, an ex-Professional becomes a Judge with a serious[…]

OUR CHIP’S BIGGER THAN YOURS! Blah blah Playstation 3 chip announced, blah blah 16 trillion floating point operations per second, blah blah bells and whistles blah blah….
I won’t care until they start talking in TERAFLOPS! Computer […]

I’LL HAVE A PEE PLEASE BOB
Possibly the oldest quiz machine still in existence found in the Grafton Arms on Grafton Way on Friday night. Instead of the gurning faces of Messers Tarrant (Millionaire) and Foxy (Pepsi Chart), we instead had the be[…]

SPECIAL ZELDA EDITION GAMEBOY ADVANCE SP in gold with the Triforce EMBLAZONED on the top bundled with The Minish Cap!!
My palms are quite frankly ITCHING with desire. Must resist urge to check my bank balance…[…]

DEAR SANTA
CURRENT GAMES I WANT FOR MY GAMECUBE PLEASE:
1. Donkey Konga
2. Pokemon Colosseum
3. Paper Mario 2
4. Sonic Mega Collection
5. Phantasy Star Chronicles
6. Animal Crossing
7. Wario Ware Inc
8. Viewtiful Joe
9. Capcom vs SNK
10. Tales of Sy[…]

INVENT TO PREVAIL: aka the Lemony Snicket’s: A Series of Unfortunate Events video game, out for GameCube on 26 November. However there’s a distinct lack of any reviews or further information apart from the fact that it’s produced by[…]

NOT MAD AFTER ALL SHOCKAH
Last night in the pub we were discussing the Diversity Awareness yummy chocolate sweets, Vice Versas. From this we moved on to Scrollers and then Tasters, Cadburys attempt at rebranding Scrollers (no need, if you arsk me but[…]

CAN MAN LIVE ON BEER ALONE???
Ans, proven by science = NO.[…]