REMEMBER REMEMBER THE JUDGE OF, er, January (sorry, that didn’t work). Anyway! I do hope that readers do not forget that the new series of JUDGE JOHN DEED is on tonight at 8pm! Ah, lovely stuff, an ex-Professional becomes a Judge with a serious bedroom manner if you knoworrimean complete with cast of eccentric freaks who should by rights be more at home in Six Feet Under.

Pray do not let me down, Auntie Beeb.