SARAH’S POP POSER!
In “Negotiate With Love”, Rachel Stevens sings:
“The other day you said hello/We had a coffee/Now the next thing I know you’re playing me/Crap”.
Now. Is she saying, “the next thing you&#821[…]

MEERKATS LEAD TO MOCKERY
You know the rumbling swell of laughter, that starts with one influential person in the office, and then the scrawny middle manager, the one who goes RUNNING, you know the sort don’t you – well, she starts laughin[…]

SEVENTH SEAL OPENS (slight return) with the news that the three recently-estranged members of Bis have bowed to the inevitable and are back together in the form of a new band, Data Panik.
Inevitable in the sense that no doubt one day the world will e[…]

JUDGE JOHN ROCKIST: apologies for neglecting my Dub Dob Deed blogging duties one and all, I blame my rotten old sodden alcoholic lifestyle, I’ve been dead in a bin for the past few days and have only just managed to drag my disgusting semi-cada[…]

WHILST WE’RE ON AN OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN TIP, you really all need to listen to PWL Radio which is bloody fookin’ awesome. I have known this ever since a drunken Friday two weeks ago. I returned to the office a couple of bottles of Merlot to […]

ULTIMATE POP STAR last night on Channel Four is just the type of Lists Programming I like – based solely on COLD HARD SALES FIGURES instead of the general poll of the Kate Thorntons of this world. Along with the sheer JOY that comes with the fa[…]

MAD LOVE. CRAZY LOVE. DOG LOVE. I talk of course, about the love between a girl and her dog. The Paris Hilton Collection. Inspired by her TINY DOG.
I love Paris Hilton.[…]

GREAT EASTERN ADVENTURES aka Sarah Goes To Shoreditch.
The Strongroom is a) a bar and b) in Shoreditch. The Old Street/Shoreditch/Hoxton area is a part of London where my usual friendliness with the city declines. I’ve lived in London for year[…]

BLOG WHAT YOU SEE
After once seeing a certain chocolate bar in the shop round the corner, and then never seeing it again EVER in my life (expect me to blog the full story when I have access to a computer at the same time I have access to several bott[…]

BUSTED TRIBUTE #1
I BLAME BIFFY CLYRO!!
Ah Busted. I saw you at Wembley Stadium. By myself. I sat in a row of three seats on the balcony as close to the front as the balcony allowed. I appeared to be the only person drinking. How I smiled as I handed[…]