Ok, so everyone knows all too well that Friends and Frasier have ended, but where is the publicity for NBC’s greatest loss? Next week’s season finale of Law & Order is the last episode with Jerry Orbach as Lennie Briscoe. This man i[…]

FEAR THE PIE
Last night, while drunk, I may have contributed to a premature death. This is what I did: I removed the following advert from a London Tube carriage…

This is part of the British Heart Foundations “Big Red Fightback” ca[…]

There’s a twat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do? The twat in question is Ali Campbell singing “Red Red Wine”, and the only course of action is to hurl the radio out of the window. The UB40 official website has a wonderful picture o[…]

There’s apparently a proposal to rebrand* what’s currently the Nationwide League into the Coca-Cola League. I always thought Nationwide’s sponsorship was perfect – a really good name for a league that was nationwide. They also[…]

NATIONAL CELEBRATION ALERT. Yet again I interrupt the Round Of Rubbish with more urgent news for the British nation. Unlike yesterdays horrific Farm related news flash, I instead have good news to report. Sometimes the life of a music hater seems ful[…]

Laughing On Records
I dislike the Frankee record. I was a bit worried this was down to my deep-rooted misogyny but listening to it just now on Capital I realised why it is rubbish: it has laughing on it. Specifically it has laughing on it after a jok[…]

Silly Picassos and the Nature of the Market
What could you have bought if you wanted to spend a $104,168,000
at the auctions this season:
*A loose, easy and chaotic, very early ink drawing by Phillip Guston, from a period that is vastly under valued […]

What a difference 50p makes. Both venues for Club Popular have been notable for their ‘3 pints. A sad state of affairs, but not as sad as what it precipitates. Yes, there have always been round welchers who slip their drinks in between rounds, […]

Club Popular was by most accounts a triumph, despite early jitters caused by the look of disbelief on The Chapel owner’s face when Al Martino started bellowing out across his boozer. A sequel is likely, but the next club night will most likely […]

(This entry gives away the entire twist in the film Secret Window, partially as a warning to anyone who may go to see it. It is spoiled already people, this is a service)
One of the notable symptoms of split personality disorder, that does not happen[…]