CHEAP FOOD I LOVE #3: Scampi And Lemon Nik-Naks
Observational comedy is the bane of pub conversation. It is despite everything still possible to have a three-hour discussion of kids’ TV, but not without a high level of self-consciousness and a […]

thorts whilst watching top of the pops
1. Clea – Download it – DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN? Another Hollyoaks-Gurls band but with a ludicrous cyber-sex premise. Also one of them hasn’t developed the art of looking into the camera a[…]

Not to be a contrarian or anything, but when they make this big thing about how lame the youthful Hitler’s paintings were (HITLER: THE RISE OF EVIL starring Robert Carlyle, but in fact also everything else about Hitler ever), what’s the p[…]

‘FIST ME’ SHOCKER OF THE KID-MAG BLOOD FIEND
EXCLUSIVE Freaky Trigger reveals FILTHY THORTS of the SICKO who’s got YOUR kids TERRIFIED to go on the Tube BECAUSE OF THE INSECT ZOMBIE FREAKS. By Al Ewing.
At gore-fest ‘comic&#82[…]

Watching Jackass with two friends (he just loves it, she’s alternately amused and appalled), the Iron Law of the Playground comes to mind: if a small boy pulls a girl’s pigtails or punches her in the face, it’s sometimes because he […]

Regarding rock stars remembering where they are, there is a Spinal Tap guest shot in The Simpsons where one of the Tap looks at the back of his guitar before shouting “Hello Springfield!” Despite this kind of tactic, bands have got it wro[…]

Copper Statue of Cardinal looks like massive Cock
I do not think it does, but there has been some outrage about the intentions of the work, and wether it is meant to be a very subtle peice of subterfuge.
It reminds me of how boring and offical publi[…]

Finally something that isn’t ironic to have a go at Alanis Morrisette about. I must admit though, as a youth I often wondered how bands on huge mega-tours remembered where they were every night. Playing the same kind of arena venues with the sa[…]

DO YOU SEE MOMENTS IN FILMS THAT SPOIL THE WHOLE FILM
1: Rosemary’s Baby
It is easy to forget that Rosemary’s Baby pre-dates The Omen and plenty of other films with the idea of the devil being made flesh incarnate*. And it is surprising w[…]

Bright pink drinks in over-large martini glasses.
When Matell get around to bringing out Cocktail Barbie (with mini pink shaker and cigarette holder), the back of the box should carry a recipie for a Blossomtini.
The Blossomtini’s principal ing[…]