Top 100 Songs of All Time
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THE FREAKY TRIGGER TOP 100 SONGS OF ALL TIME A Note on Methodology
100. Sultans Of Ping FC – “Where’s Me Jumper” (1992)
99. Madonna – “Papa Don’t Preach”
98. Deee-Lite – “Groove Is In The Heart”
97. The Beat – “Save It For Later”
96. Belle And Sebastian – “Sleep The Clock Around”
95. Gladys Knight – “License To Kill”
94. Al Green – “How Can You Mend A Broken Heart?”
93. Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers – “Why Do Fools Fall In Love?”
92. Girls Aloud – “Love Machine”
91. Ike And Tina Turner – “River Deep, Mountain High”
90. The Only Ones – “Another Girl Another Planet”
89.5: Skeletal Family – “Promised Land”
89. REEL 2 REEL feat THE MAD STUNTMAN – “I Like To Move It”
88. Subway Sect – “Ambition”
87. Roxy Music – “Virginia Plain”
86. Janet Kay – “Silly Games”
85. Teddybears STHLM ft Mad Cobra – “Cobrastyle”
84. Pulp – “Babies”
83. Orange Juice – “Rip It Up”
82. Jimmy Cliff – “Many Rivers To Cross”
81. The JAMMS – “It’s Grim Up North”
80. Public Enemy – “Fight The Power”
79. Kim Wilde – “Cambodia”
78. Culture Beat – “Mr. Vain”
77. Depeche Mode – “Just Can’t Get Enough”
76. Shystie – “Woman’s World”
75. Art Garfunkel – “Bright Eyes”
74. Urban Cookie Collective – “The Key, The Secret”
73. Smiley Culture – “Police Officer”
72. Wee Papa Girl Rappers – “Wee Rule”
71. Jay-Z – “The Takeover”
70. Aqua – “Lollipop (Candyman)”
69. Anthrax and Public Enemy – “Bring The Noise”
68. The Shirelles – “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?”
67. The Velvelettes – “Needle In A Haystack”
66. Dexy’s Midnight Runners – “Come On Eileen”
65. Tears For Fears – Pale Shelter
64. Christina Aguilera – Dirrrty
63. Take That – Back for Good
62. Glenn Campbell – Witchita Lineman
61. Carl Douglas – Kung-Fu Fighting
60. Diana Ross – Upside Down
59. C+C Music Factory – Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm
58. The Shangri-Las – Leader Of The Pack
57. Elvis Costello – Oliver’s Army
56. MARVIN GAYE – I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
55. David Bowie – Suffragette City
54. WILL YOUNG – LEAVE RIGHT NOW
53. Wham – Wham! Rap
52. Joe Jackson – It’s Different For Girls
51. Whigfield – Think Of You
50. Gwen Stefani – What You Waiting For
49. SPICE GIRLS – WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
48. Glenn Campbell – Rhinestone Cowboy
47. DOOP – DOOP
46. Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out
45. The Undertones – Teenage Kicks
44. The Selecter – On My Radio
43. Stina Nordenstam – Little Star
42. ABBA – THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL
41. TATU – Not Gonna Get Us
40. Led Zeppelin – Immigrant Song
39. Awesome Toys – Do The Fury Boogie
38. Kenickie – Punka Baltimora – Tarzan Boy
37. T REX – METAL GURU
36. KLF – Justified And Ancient
35. Martha And The Muffins – Echo Beach
34. Shanice – I Love Your Smile
33. Echo And The Bunnymen – The Cutter
32. Amii Stewart – Knock On Wood
31. Prince – I Would Die 4 U
30. WHITE TOWN – YOUR WOMAN
29. PJ And Duncan – Let’s Get Ready To Rhumble
28. THE JAM – GOING UNDERGROUND
27. CHAKA KHAN – I FEEL FOR YOU
26. Human League – Open Your Heart
25. MADONNA – INTO THE GROOVE
24. Rachel Stevens – Some Girls
23. KATE BUSH – WUTHERING HEIGHTS
22. Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart
21. Scooter – Ramp! (The Logical Song)
20. Chic – Good Times
19. MICHAEL JACKSON – BILLIE JEAN
18. Tha Alkoholiks – Only When I’m Drunk
17. The Ronettes – Be My Baby
16. East 17 – House Of Love
15. The Futureheads – Hounds Of Love
14. Shirley Bassey – Goldfinger
13. Busted – Air Hostess
12. MC Hammer – U Can’t Touch This
11. MR OIZO – FLAT BEAT
10. West Side Story Original Cast – America
9. ALTHEA AND DONNA – UPTOWN TOP RANKING
8. Dexys Midnight Runners – There There My Dear
7. The Orb – Little Fluffy Clouds
6. Eartha Kitt – Old Fashioned Girl
5. Belle And Sebastian – The Boy With The Arab Strap
4. MADONNA – LIKE A PRAYER
3. SHAGGY – MR BOOMBASTIC
Dear lord but I cannot stand the tension! WHAT ON EARTH COULD BE AT NUMBER 2 OR NUMBER 1 OMG!!!11!eleven!
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I’m embaressed for you. Have you never heard of Oasis? The Beetles? Michael Jackson? Come on. You have Girls Aloud up in the same list as Led Zeppelin. What is wrong with you? I can’t believe I’ve wasted my time so appalingly.
But one last thing..
Aqua?
Sorry, I have actually never heard of the Beetles.
its err its funny coausr the guy who was like
I’m embaressed for you. Have you never heard of Oasis? The Beetles? Michael Jackson?
was trying to be all high and mighy and spelt the beatles wrong
fagggggggooootttttttt
yeah.
THIS IS SHIT….. not the list. all u guys who waste more of ur time slagging it than finding another f**kin list. why. yes list is not vry good. but look at the background of the website. does tht not tell u somethin??/????? assholes
bull shit
i think the person who wrote this list had some major issues, hey while your at it why not put the theme tune to balomory on there, or maybe the cheeky girls?
thought not…..rewrite the list for all that is good god damn it!
:)
Top 100 people with apparently no taste
1. YOU MOTHAFUCKA!
This is a crappy website!
But.. sorry for that comment, guys i’d like to see YOU try make one of these. C’mon though.. Aqua.. Not even Barbie Girl either!
wheres micheal jackson, eric clapton, tori amos, oasis etc :|
oh well each to their own people may disagree with mine :L
xox
You are so stupid we cant just waste our time loging on your website every time we want to see the top 30 Man I know now that my friend is such a lunatic for recomending this stupid website. And where are all the great singers like justin timberlake and chris brown and the others instead of these stupid poeple!
scarlett, please be kidding …
oh, and most of these top 100 lists are crap .. because they are based on opinion, not fact. but this list is one of the worst!
this list is based on science
This is the most awesome Top 100 list I think I’ve ever seen, and this when it only has 64 songs on it (to date).
I love and am freakishly intimidated by the FT aesthetic of taking some of the most sneered-at, (superficially) no-brow music in history and subjecting it to stringent levels of indie-snob-type fanalysis. Just who is it all meant to be for? I don’t know, but apparently I’m one of them.
I love how half these dudes denouncing this list recommend Oasis.
I looked at the list and chose a few songs I had forgotten about like “Teenage Kicks” by The Undertones and “On My Radio” by The Selecter to download from Limewire. Top work my friend because without you publishing this list I would not have remembered I loved these 2 songs – nice one brother/sister??
By the way I can’t believe all of you whiny assed knob jockeys who chose to abuse whoever published this list! Can you all not just respect someone’s OWN choice and their decision to publish it!!
All you orrible cunts who chose to abuse whoever wrote this are all proof that shit can grow fingers and type!! I also bet you all were the first in your families not to grow tails weren’t ya? Yea I don’t know what all your problems are but I bet they’re really hard to pronounce! You’re all depriving villages somewhere of idiots so shuffle off home! When you were all born the doctor slapped your mama’s not your ass!
Queen – We Will rock you
queen bohemian rhapsody
queen another one bites the dust
mariah carey- all i want for christmas is you
the beatles- hey jude
elvis- jailhouse rock
elvis- hound dog
elvis- love me tender
Where Are The Classics??!?!?!
We are the World – Pavarotti and Friends… The Best Song Ever
ok this list sucks. and immigrant song is NOT one of the better zeppelin songs. There should be more zeppelin on there, just because a band is great doesn’t mean they can’t have more songs on a list than anyone else. And I hope you were planning on making Stairway your number 1.
this list was poor…..so poor.
lots of one hit wonders with no talent…..
REVEALED AT LAST: 30 to 21
There! All you whiners! Joy Division are in there. And only one place below Scooter.
commenters should be forced to read “A Note on Methodology”, which says
“The theory is that people’s truest aesthetic preferences come out under the influence of some substance or other”
and
“we’ll be counting these down over the next few months”
(where few= at least 50)
On word i think this site should be deleted i am 35 and have never heard of half these where is queen where is micheal jackson rod stewart god get rid of this its so fake!
WTF?!!THIS IS WHAT YOU NAME TOP 100 SONGS OF ALL TIME??C’MON…THIS TOP IS A BULLSHIT..SCOOTER,TATU,AQUA,GIRLS ALOUD …ETC IN TOP 100 SONGS OF ALL TIME?I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING AS STUPID AS THIS TOP IS …
This top is absolutely not a bullshit. 4 and a half years down the line and it still ain’t dung.
Talk about HORNETS NESTS AND RATTLED CAGES!!!
And all this BEFORE Tom shows us his top 20!!!
You’re not supposed to take it that seriously people. Still, some of the comments gave me a good laugh. Personally I think your list shows an amazingly open-minded attitude to music. You obviously list many songs that you just plain ENJOY because they please your ear – fair enough! (How many of you out there won’t admit to actually liking “the birdie dance” or “the smurf song” or even “chirpy chirpy cheepcheep” etc.)
You know who you are!! Chill out, Guys!
Am I the first to notice that your top 100 list will contain 101 songs? Sneakily putting in skeletal family at 89.5.
BTW before you show your top 10 list please listen to “surfin’ bird” by the Trashmen on Spotify or similar. An episode of Family Guy unearthed this gem for me. Gotta be in your top 5 eh?
Hur hur hur the yellow text on ‘wee rule’ is still funny. PROVEN BY SCIENCE
cmon!!!!!!!! we want the top 20 !!!!!11
I’m really not impressed. I’m looking for music to fill my iPod from all era’s, and I didn’t take anything from this! Put your top 20 up!!! Doubt they’ll be any better though, so much for a ‘top 100 songs of all time’ more like ‘top 100 songs that will make you want to kill yourself’. BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG
People!
If you want at least some idea of Toms top 20, look no further than the tracks that he has given a score of 10 to. Logic dictates that those singles not already accounted for in the previous 80 must be included in his top 20 somewhere.
Logic would indeed dictate that, if I’d been responsible for more than about 1/12th of the nominations, and if I only ever listened to tracks that got to #1 :)
Well… “some people”. So far so good with this countdown. If people had taken the time to read the explanations Pete has provided, they might gain some insight into why some songs are here and some are missed. I’m really looking forward to seeing what’s in the top 20. What I hope to find at the end of this project is a collage of what makes songs good, memorable, enduring, hateful, downright atrocious but above all, songs that illicit some kind of reaction rather than simply inspire nothing more than indifference. We don’t have to agree with the choices, but at least take some time to find out why those choices were made.
The list is wonderful, and the comment thread simply joyous.
TOP 10 NAO PLZ
Judging by the time gap in the comments (only one other posting between 26/11/09 qnd 22/1/11) you must have updated this thread very recently Tom.
You are my hero!!
Your additions of most favorite songs between No. 6 and 20 have given me a big Laugh!! I ADORE some of the choices
Eartha Kitt at No. 6!!! I spent YEARS trying to track down a ’45 of this record and finally stumbled on one at a car boot sale a couple of years ago.
And “America” is a fantastic song – always loved that. Even the Keith Emerson Intrumental on “The Nice” Album is a great rocking number, thought the composer (I think it was Bernstein – correct me if I’m wrong) was less than impressed.
Now thats what i calll music, AHH YEah
I believe the time is right to reveal #5, #4 and #3
LOOK, it’s the theme tune to Teachers, a much commented Popular track, and one guarded by a giant ragga bunny
You were all too drunk to veto B&S ?????
Leaving the last two unnamed is a shrewd move. The top place in these countdowns is always obvious once the rest have been eliminated.
Where’s Mariah Carey!?? “We Belong Together” ! Song of decade!? And “Fantasy” the first song that started rap and pop collabration!