POP TAUTOLOGIES 1: PINK – Missundaztood
Well, if you are going to spell like that, its no wonder you are going to be misunderstood. Not to mention forgetting to dye your hair pink. Did Debbie Harry ever go out without blonde hair? Is Ludacris a[…]

The lure of the unknown. Tonight I am drinking in a pub I have never drunk in before – The Marylebone Tup. It was suggested by someone I don’t know very well who possibly won’t even be there, and has been much discussed without bein[…]

Personal aside! My Young Elizabethan weblog now has a new home for the NEU! TECHNOLOGICAL AGE at…

STARRY VS THE ATOMMICK BRANE!!!!!

Visit, do, for the same old same old. It’s still vs. the baddies – just that an atommick BRANE is […]

BLURRRGHHHHHHH hack GROOOOO!!!! Or in other words, Cerys Matthews from that Catatonia band is going into the studio (boRING, Brian Eno is a big baldy grasshopper mang but at least he went to record in odd and fun places) to record a solo album! Crap.[…]

POP-EYE 27/01/02
A slightly late Pop-Eye this week – and why is that you may ask? My friends and readers I have thrilling news. I am converted! I have seen the light and been born again in the Wisdom and Love of Our Lord Jesus Christ. I know yo[…]

Listening to Cherry Lips by Garbage on the radio this morning it struck me that every female fronted rock band makes a record like this somewhere along the line. Poppy, with some sort of squelchy electronic sound under the chorus and sung in a very b[…]

sparks in stone lanes: more more more Sinker! And while we’re at it, a note on the “URGENT AND KEY” section. There are two ways to be promoted to the urgent and key section. One: be good. Two: bribery. There are two ways to be demot[…]

Explaination for large condom delivery at the Neverland Ranch: Michael Jackson just loves the water fights. He loves getting all damp in his fortress of wettitude, loves the joy and laughter that comes from drenching little kids in wet T-Shirts. Real[…]

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE (But Pubs Expect Us To Do) : 3
Drink our last pint faster than any other pint we have drunk. If you watch the drinking habits of anyone you will notice that the first pint of the night goes down considerably quicker than an[…]

There are other crazy people willing to listen to the Merzbox.
Inspired by Jess’ note below, I wish to note that an employee at the most worthy Aquarius Records in San Francisco undertook listening to the entire Merzbox for review purposes &#82[…]