THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE (But Pubs Expect Us To Do) : 3
Drink our last pint faster than any other pint we have drunk. If you watch the drinking habits of anyone you will notice that the first pint of the night goes down considerably quicker than any other. Indeed if you were that way inclined you could quite easily draw a graph of pints consumed on the x axis and time taken on the y axis. You will undoubtedly get a firm progression leading up to the quite unavoidable fact that in a perfect world the final pint of the night will take well over half an hour to drink, possibly closer to forty five minutes. Yet we get twenty, and twenty with significant hassle as well in certain central London joints.