Asda to launch party political ales. Labour Landslide Bitter – “once deep red, but now with a blue tinge, watch carefully your glass may turn Brown”. Lib Dem Lift-Off Bitter – “the alternative pint”, and then of co[…]

MORE PIE ACTION
And more gravy queries too. Monday night, site of my Pillars Of Hercules all nighter, was also the site of pie action. In particular, blackboarded up, were a selection of ten different pies for ‘4.95, all coming with chips and v[…]

Worst diet ever
I can only blame this on hormones or something. I’ve been eating reasonably healthily (more healthily than YOU i bet), but last night, something in my brain chemistry flipped and i had the following to eat:
Bobby’s Salt&#0[…]

FANS QUEUE FOR RUBBISH FILM WHEN IT IS NOT EVEN PLAYING
At least they won’t not be disappointed…
I see that George Lucas suggests that Revenge Of Taking The Piss is a more mature movie. What, does that mean it will have fart gags in then?[…]

MY MISSION: To find an ‘upbeat instrumental’ that could be used for a lame powerpoint montage of smiling team members around the world at an internal event.
THE OUTCOME: A short CD of (largely) instrumentals – can you guess which on[…]

SCIENCE JOB OF THE WEEK
“You can’t give a baby, acid…”[…]

“Eric, YOU’RE FIRED!”, or The Dungeon Master’s Apprentice

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Think about it: a bunch of hapless chancers, likeable to varying and questionable degrees, find themselves trapped in an arcane world, strange and unfamiliar to who[…]

The Case Of The Dark Knight’s Returns
It was actually quite hard to connect the Poptimizer up to a DVD player, so instead we had to float one above it by a few feet (These images will convince no-one).
However to the case at hand. Which Batman […]

PUKKA’S SPELLCHECK HELL
Unfortunate spellcheck alternatives:
Pukka Pies = Pukes Pies.
THIS IS NOT TRUE, THEY ARE GOD’S OWN FOOD.
He prefers the Steak and Ambrosia pies, mind.
Sort it out Microsoft. Or some Unidentified Flying Pukka Pies m[…]

PUKKA PIE HALF HOUR
Just a note that the Pukka Pie, occasional alien invader and favourite football foodstuff, has made an appearance in pubs. Well one pub. The Lord John Russell (yes that pub) where it was on display in a nice little pie cabinet. My[…]