OK this is not an proper omlet but a SPANISH OMLET minus TATERS but PLUS PAELLA but MINUS RICE
i. Fry big bunch of pre-cooked shrimps or prawns in butter and a bit olive oil, ideally in griddle pan (=has little ridges)
ii. Also smoked mackerel (take[…]

Also from Never Had It So Good by D.Sandbrook:
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You will need: Five potatoes (floury; medium size — one can be small!) Young-leaf spinach (half a salad bag) One ripe avocado Three small onions Chicken or veg stock cube (actually I used matigold swiss vegetable bouillon powder) Chilli Oil But[…]

oh you humans, confusing SPECIES-WAR INVASION SCOUTS for something cute and quirky — so complacent, so puny[…]

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