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An Open Letter To God
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And clearly using this hotline to God for good purpose, Robert Kirkman demands that the Transporter 3 be made.
Shows an admirable judge of priorities.[…]

A Tale Of Two Restaurants
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I have a rule, not often tested, where I won’t go to two restaurants in one day. It is mainly a rule based on financial prudence, but yesterday when I broke the rule other things became apparent. You eat out twice in one day it stops being spec[…]

Heroes Of Food Science
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1. The geezer who made pikachu cheese shapes
(except they all look disgusting, and kind of not much like a pikachu, maybe if you put MARMITE on the brie to create his stripes!)[…]

Best Opening Conversation In A Film Ever
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(Only slightly spoiled in that it was originally a play).
From Possible Worlds, an artsy fartsy sci-fi film which I really rather enjoyed, though it never gets quite as good as this three-liner:
COP: Looks like a murder and robbery.
HIS BOSS: What wa[…]

LESS PUBS MORE GRUB (runs away)
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v.neat and tastable SBD-friendly recipe
YOU NEED: salmon steaks (size as per M&S’s giant bag o’salmon) (ie strips 1 x 3″); young spinach leaves; eggs; dried chillis; butter; wok oil (i use groundnut); vinaigrette
THEN DO THI[…]

Day 58: Theme From Tokyo
AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY LOUSY TUNES
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I woke up with the poor dismembered bodies of the young karaoke singers around me. It was like a scene from a Japanese horror movie – such as Ring (nowhere near as frightening as the Abba horror Ring Ring which still keeps me awake at night). I[…]

Why The Man Is In The Moon
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I caught the first half of Man In The Moon last night, but we were too tired to stay up. So in answer to the “what did Andy Kaufmann die of” question, I websearched.
I did not imagine I would actually find his DEATH CERTIFICATE ON THE WEB[…]

The Decade Of The Smugs
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Mr Busy, the slightly gossipy insiders view of the movie industry page of Sight And Sound wanders into a minefield this moth. In trying to define a cultural mindset, a move away from direct arthouse snobbery into what he describes as “Smug&#822[…]

Quiz Night Hustler
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The new quiz season at the Three Compasses started last night. This is a twelve week season, unlike the six week one which we walked just before Christmas. And out team is understrength, having lost members to the 21st century malaise that is traveli[…]

New York Was In The Arctic Circle In The 1930’s
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Grand conspiracy theory I know, but finally in the recent Peter Jackson production of King Kong I HAVE PROOF. See below:
Proof 1: There is snow everywhere. In particular Central Park is so cold that an iced over lake is strong enough to support the w[…]

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