My further extensive research on celebrity Cockney Rhyming Slang reveals that Judith is not alone: Clement Freud is a slightly more straightforward curse when your piles are playing up. (more…)[…]

WISH from Sidmouth beach. Host Tim, guests Mark, Kat, Alix. What cheese is good to fry, new seven wonders, ethics of magic and wishes, theory forecast, talk talk, wittgenstein, constructed languages inc st hildegarde and sohrisol, Dr Pub and bar snacks, Can, Judith Chalmers, Dr Druqs and E-Zee Posse, I Wish.

The experiment continued: finding which cheeses are good if you fry them. This time I used my tiny wee small frying pan bcz a. i had to carry it by bus to the HOUSE OF THE BOPKIDS and b. it is teh cuet.
Cheeses tested previously: i. red leicester; ii[…]

Regular readers of I Hate Music will know that I have little truck with science, unless I’m using it to blind Thomas Dolby. Science has consistently let me down: I have lobbied long and hard to prove the harmful effects of listening to music bu[…]

All You Need Is Love – The KLF/JAMMs
Love it When You Call – The Feeling (Remix)
Inferno – Souvlaki
Supersonic/My Neck/La Rock – JJFad/Khia/Vitalic mashup (Princess Superstar/Alexander Technique) (more…)[…]

 
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Last weekend, I had the pleasure of a quick trip home to see my folks, and took the opportunity to pop down to Sidmouth promenade, where, I was assured by local friends, a bleddy great big ship had run aground. Had it? It had! (more…)[…]

What’s that glow emanating from the box? A pair of Clarks Magic Steps, of course. Slight lack of Timotei waterfall in this particular ad but you get the idea. I love how the only way the wicked witch can get her grubby paws on the magic key is […]

KEY from Isla Morada. Host Eli, guests Tom, Pete, Kat. Apology in latin, EMO, puzzles and The Riddle, Video on the Radio, Daft Punk, Ladies be buying shoes, Ray Charles, Dr Druqs and Afroman, No Spoilers! Magic Key, more no spoilers, The Key, The Secret.

Have intended to research and post this since GIBBONS’ TOY STORE burnt down, now several years ago — in the window at the end of this very extremely weird only-in-a-bad-dream wedge-shaped shop, which in many ways resembled a half-open por[…]