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WHO BUILT THE MOON WATCH: Chapters 2 & 3
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Chapter 2: Moving away from amazing moon coincidences and into a vague cul-de-sac of megaliths and measuring units. In particular the amazing construction of the megalithic yard. A standardized unit of measurement which is the length of a pendulum co[…]

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CARUSO THE CROSS-EYED LION
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the CAST of CSI as revealed by gameworld impossitech[…]

Costume Design as Shopping
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Apparently director Nick Love tirelessly traced down hundreds of items of 80’s casual gear for his film the Business. And the collection of windcheaters, tracksuits and the like are very impressive in The Business. Unfortunately this tale of 19[…]

THE FT TOP 23 UNEXPLAINED PHENOMENA: 21: Automatic Writing
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In our say and age its called dyslexia, or piss-poor typing. In the Victorian age it was known as automatic writing. Perhaps the two things are not exactly the same, but consider the idea behind automatic writing and then consider the way I wrtie a F[…]

WHO BUILT THE MOON WATCH: Chapter 1 & Introduction
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For my birthday I got a copy of the bestselling science book Who Built The Moon, a book that once and for all claims to solve the age old mystery of Who Built The Moon. As I read it I shall keep FT readers up to date with the GROUNDBREAKING SCIENCE F[…]

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white of the eye
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image (which i hope it’s ok to leech and post) of HURRICANE RITA, from steve gregory’s TROPICAL WEATHER BLOG at WEATHER UNDERGROUND* , at 4:45AM GMT SEPT 21, 2005

quotes: “the western side of the eyewall is ‘highlighted&#821[…]

THE FT TOP 23 UNEXPLAINED PHENOMENA: 22: Spontaneous Human Combustion
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Yeah, yeah, yeah the wick effect. But really does some slovenly fatso in a terry toweling bathrobe dropping fag ash on himself and then slowly burning for eight hours really match up to the majesty of Spontaneous Human Combustion. Coursnot.
I was fir[…]

Anti-Fancyapint-Cloaking Device
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What is it with The White Horse on Rupert Street? Why can’t the Fancyapint team see it? Do they harbour a secret grudge against this most brown of Sam Smith’s hostelries? Did they get lost in the funny back stairs before? Or is it their f[…]

Day 46: Acapulco:
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 LOUSY TUNES
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First thing I did when I got off the plane in Waikiki was head straight for the beach. That is where the bars are. I had never drunk a gin and tonic out of a pineapple before, and truth be told it was not a great experience. I almost poked my eye out[…]

Rock School vs School Of Rock
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There is one fundamental difference between Rock School and School of Rock, and it is not that the former is a documentary whilst the latter is a feel-good comedy. Let’s break it down:
SCHOOL OF ROCK: Slightly overweight band loser teaches kids[…]

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