Lambrini is the tipple of choice round here at Pumpkin Towers. There is nothing we like better then kicking of our imitation Jimmy Choos and throwing back with a couple of girlfriends and knocking back a bottle of Council Estate Cristal. So how excit[…]

i. i meant to blog abt this an age ago (hopkin crazyfrog will back me up) but wz in shropshire last year and away from all computers when i discovered it (ie by the method of Watchin Telly) and forgot when i got back ii. anyway it sorta kinda came up[…]

I don’t know whay this has never occured to me in the five years the campaign has been running. But Fashion Targets Breast Cancer, laudable charity that it is, seems to have made one tiny error. Look at the target on the left. Where is it aimin[…]

If you’re going to run a big story on the final Doctor Who episode, that’s great.
With news of a third series? Terrific!
And you even put a spoiler warning in halfway through before you give away some plot details – very professiona[…]

Ulp. South African ladies Bite Back. With special downstairs teeth. And I quote:
It had been designed with engineers, gynaecologists, psychologists and urologists. It was “hygienic – no human hands will be involved in the manufacture&#822[…]

Mystery of urine stained books
This is a job for Hercule Pissoir. Or Sam Sprayed.
We will return to normal service writing about proper book related issues as soon as Ananova stop having quirkies about pissing everywhere.[…]

Menus are strange beasts. I am out at a restaurant and one is plunked infront of me, and I flip through its many pages. It rarely occurs to me to ask the waiter “what’s best”. Clearly something on there must be. But then if the chef[…]

Yet again, grey squirrels are being blamed for the falling populations of red squirrels – this time in Scotland. And the BBC are going along with the jingoistic, nationalistic reporting in their article on the subject. Apparently grey squirrels[…]

Tom might have stopped but I shall continue, mainly cos this isn’t a Live 8 post at all. Apart from maybe a joke I’ll make at the end about flogging tickets on eBay.
Other members of the Boomtown Rats are going to sue Bob for unpaid royal[…]

There are plenty of stock film endings, which can be dusted off for service in your bog standard rom coms or sports films. Two in particular feature (poorly) in 13 Going On 30, aka Big For Birds (with slightly less of the creepy paedophilia angle). I[…]