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Jan 09

Blog ’92: KISS THE RAZOR’S EDGE

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22. Blue Pearl – (Can You) Feel The Passion

If Rage’s ‘Run To You’ was filled with tame but uncomfortable references to knobbing within a loving relationship, then Blue Pearl’s contribution to Rave ’92 is a steaming pile of mortification, the heavy-breathing being explicit enough to send good little Christian Kat scrambling for the fast-forward button.

Although (as previously documented) I’d had a massive crush on N1cky H4yden for about six months, it was largely psychological as my pituitary gland was still dozing away in pre-adolescent hibernation. I just about had sufficient oestrogen levels to warrant wearing a skirt to school, and the prospect of kissing boys was unhygenic enough without being reminded of the contents of volume ‘S’ in the classroom colour encyclopaedia, which Ian and Jason had thumbed through so many times that the spine was peeling off. It took a healthy dose of religious cynicism before I was comfortable enough to even listen to ‘Passion’ properly, let alone enjoy it. The fact that kissing boys doesn’t automatically generate a YUCK reflex for me now also helps.

Has anyone ever really been turned on by a pop song that purports to be ‘sexy’? Speaking for myself, most attempts are either embarrassing for both me and the artist (this means YOU, Another Level), or my general inattention to verse lyrics means it goes over my head completely, e.g. Tina Turner’s ‘Steamy Windows’ which I naturally assumed was about Tina wearily trying to de-mist her car windscreen on a cold winter morning. It’s all very well trying to set the mood for some romance, but do you really want R Kelly in the background banging on about how great he is in the sack whilst you’re scrabbling around in the bedside table drawer for a Durex? Having lived in buildings with thin walls for most of my life I can confirm that the least embarrassing music to soundtrack sexual exploits is LOUD music, which will help mask any unusual noises and provide blessed relief for/against your less liberal neighbours.

For a volume perspective, ‘Passion’ itself is a reasonably good candidate for above-mentioned sonic shielding (better than ‘Bump’n’Grind’, at any rate). There’s a good meaty techno base with some harsh industrial riffing over the top, and the chorus is one big shameless diva-house pop hook, which we haven’t really seen on Rave’92 since Bizarre Inc. Former Pink Floyd backing vocalist Durga McBroom* seems much more comfortable belting out these big notes than she does on the verses, where she settles for doing her best Grace Jones impression. Unfortunately for Durga if there is one person I DEFINITELY do not want present in the room whilst I am ‘touching the naked steel’ it is Grace Jones. Aaargh!

Watch the remarkably non-sexy video to ‘(Can You) Feel The Passion’ below:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HE404PBcmR8

*Best name ever!

Comments

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    Geoff on 7 Jan 2009 #

    Durga McBroom is indeed the best name ever, I’m glad that got a namecheck.

    Have you ever heard the record as it was supposed to sound? – as a remix / mashup of Bizarre Inc’s “Playing with Knives” (hence the reference to Playing with Knives in the chorus). They couldn’t get sample clearance so created a whole new backing track and the single was released. I remember reading that at the time (and loved both the original and this) but was too young to ever here this as it was supposed to be. Thanks to youtube I’ve finally rectified that nearly 20 years later…

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NyycXMt3ui4

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    Erithian on 7 Jan 2009 #

    What turns you on and what you want to be the soundtrack to doing it are not necessarily the same thing. The sight of Durga doing “Naked In The Rain” on TOTP sure did it for me. Another turn-on track which comes to mind – “Honey From The Bees” from Alison Moyet’s first album.

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    Kat but logged out innit on 7 Jan 2009 #

    I had forgotten about that Geoff (and really should have remembered when I compared it to BI above!) – it does make a lot more sense this way round, esp in the verse. What with this and Shut Up And Dance, Rave ’92 has firmly sealed its submission to The Man…

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