the slut = Blanche = Bono the “innocent” = Rose = Larry Mullenthe cynic = Miranda =The Edgethe sophisticated center = Dorothy = Adam Clayton
and many similar elegant mappings[…]

Two things you would never think would go together. Nokia have recently had their 15 second film competition, with a special section for films made on camera phones. But they aren’t the only people at it. In what appears to be a response to the[…]

Whose power is to absorb (Do You See!). Bah an nine year old could invent a better monster than that! Or at least, that monster. The parasitic relationship that Blue Peter always had with Doctor Who continues apace. In a “design a monster&#8221[…]

Not really. Crash is probably the middle-brow hit of the summer. Entertaining, interesting, thought-provoking full of medium sized stars. The kind of ensemble piece that makes you feel good afterwards, and since it shares structure with Traffic, Shor[…]

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“The former Nine O’Clock News presenter told the Radio Times: “Life is lived in accordance with women’s rules” and men are now merely “sperm donors&[…]

Thank you for your clever and insightful treatise on the American love of guns, Dear Wendy. I think most people will see through the artfully constructed gunfight at the end, lovingly tailored and easily the most cinematic part of the movie as the sh[…]

Stealth is a very good, bad film. Almost ever part of it is entertainingly risible. Almost every minute flouts all laws of science, its own script AND its own plot logic. Whilst it is slightly overlong, it would probably rock in at one hour less if a[…]

One of the big decisions in the casting of the new Charlie And The Chocolate Factory was casting Deep Roy as ALL of the Oompa-Loompas. Technology makes this easy, but it was a sad day for the section of Equity who deals with actors of restricted heig[…]

I have seen the film. And I still cannot understand the ways in which Herbie is actually fully loaded. VW Bugs are small, but to load them fully you want the trunk full up and a couple of kids in the back. Whilst Lindsay Lohan seems to be smuggling a[…]

(1 of a series perhaps? is anyone going up this year, or will this just turn into me moaning about the graun?)
Of course, some of us were doing this sort of thing ten years ago at the fringe luvvie, and just because only 19 people came to see us all[…]