NIRVANA – Tedious Rubbish
Fact One: The track Endless Nameless is called Endless Nameless. It therefore has a name.
Fact Two: The track Endless Nameless fits on one CD. CD?s hold a maximum of 78 minutes of music. Therefore the track is at most […]

A FEW LOW BLOWS
I’ve done the archives, and it’s even left me enough time to have a go at the High, a job which in fairness even Bob The Builder (“You want the top of your charts looking at? That’ll take three weeks and severa[…]

A CONVERSATION WITH A PEPSI PUBLICIST CIRCA 1995
PP: Hello
Brett Anderson (for tis he): Hi, can I interest you in a song for an advert?
PP: Who is this?
BA: This is Brett Anderson, of the fantastic British Indie, I mean Rock band Suede.
PP: Never hea[…]

STUPID THINGS SAID BY POP STARS 1: Jazzie B
Now admittedly the entire column could consist of this particular item, but nevertheless it behooves me to scrape away the superficial veneer of dimness which covers most pop stars to discover the imbicile […]

MY FAVOURITE YEAR
It may be premature to say, but it looks like 2001 is shaping up to be a fine year. So no rock star deaths as yet, but my nemesis, the antithesis of everything I stand for has been cancelled. Yes: the Glastonbury Festival has been b[…]

THIN ON THE GROUND
I went to the pub the other day (well you know me, I go to the pub every day,- but for the sake of verisimilitude let us say it was New Years Day). I walked up to the bar and ordered myself the usual double G&T, and after cons[…]

IF IT’S STILL DECEMBER 25TH AND YOU’RE READING THIS, PISS OFF
Yes, yes, I hear your mocking tones. “Tanya, you pitiful woman! It is Christmas Day, a day for friends and family to be together and make merry – and yet! You are p[…]

ADVENT CALENDAR OF FILTH
11. DOUG YULE
It may just be me, but the very mention of yuletide immediately brings to my mind the image of the hapless, curly-haired waste of skin who goes by the name of Doug Yule.
I’m bored witless of hearing how M[…]

ADVENT CALENDAR OF FILTH
10. GREG LAKE – I Believe In Father Christmas
For christ-sake (and if not for his sake, whose sake are you making Christmas records – except o’course for your bank managers) if you have not realised by the a[…]

ADVENT CALENDAR OF FILTH
9. FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD – The Power Of Love
A close runner-up to Jona Lewie in the pledging-things-that-are-not-strictly-neccessary-now-are-they stakes, this. Holly Johnson’s love, unlike his voice, is strong[…]