Most Expensive Piece of Toast Ever.
Questions this article raises:
a) Toast clearly does not go mouldy!
b) AMerican cheese really is indestructible.
c) From her depiction on this sandwich the Virgin Mary clearly had elephantisis (it may explain her v[…]

One of my favourite things about being a meat eater (aside the meat I guess) is having a casserole or stew with the meat on the bone and discovering offal popping out of the fluid near the end. This is particularly good with smaller animals which you[…]

Indie Chicken – an occasional series
#5 – Laz Fried Chicken & Pizza, 190 Archway Rd, London N6 5BB
Post-FAP last Friday night, I and my boo hopped off the bus, bid goodnight to Pete and headed for the local filthy chicken establishme[…]

47 KitKats are eaten every second in the UK and ex-Bond heartthrob Pierce Brosnan is a ‘big fan’.
Not everyone is on message, though. From the Guardian (natch):
KitKat is my favourite bar, but I have not bought one since Nestle tried to e[…]

For some time, Tayyabs has been my favourite curry house in the world. I haven’t been to them all, sure, but the quality at Tayyabs is so high, and the price so low that I find it difficult now to go anywhere else.
So far, so un-news. Except t[…]

“I think that people should steer clear of the Ukranian Snickers”[…]

Fat Man Campaign Update
– 53 people have signed the petition so far, a groundswell of popular opinion we are confident will prove impossible for the martinets at Tadcaster to ignore.
– We are writing to the mayor of Aying, the small town […]

Frocks
Frocks was always a nice caf’. Dark wooded with squeezy condiment bottles. Not a greasy spoon but neither was it poncy. The Observer and the News of the World sat cheek by jowl and the working class tucked their dirty shirts in. There wa[…]

Stand Up And Be Counted
This is the very definition of “responsible public advocacy”

DON’T WORRY OLD FELLOW – WE’RE ON OUR WAY![…]

NOT MAD AFTER ALL SHOCKAH
Last night in the pub we were discussing the Diversity Awareness yummy chocolate sweets, Vice Versas. From this we moved on to Scrollers and then Tasters, Cadburys attempt at rebranding Scrollers (no need, if you arsk me but[…]