I believe this is pop music’s equivalent of the board having a vote of confidence in the current management.
so
a) bye-bye Busted!
b) Do not buy any Fightstar records to tell Charlie the error of his predicted ways.[…]

TOP 50 SCOTTISH BANDS EVAH!
List drawn up by (meta alert) The List. Belle & Sebastian are unsurprising winners considering all their twee fans live to artificially raise their favourites position on any poll going. They came in at Number Three i[…]

The Biggest Enemy To Resolutions
Okay, I said I was anti New Years resolutions the other day. I did not really mean it. I suppose I am anti-breaking them (which unfortunately I have done with the break wind one). I guess my position can be modified t[…]

MORE BENJY’S NEWS
Benjy’s is to revolutionise the mobile catering sector with its new Benjy’s Delivered francises. The company hopes to take a sector well known for low health and safety standards, poor value for money and lousy foo[…]

Science Headline Of The Week
TORTURE TO UNCOVER BRAIN SECRET[…]

The Inheritance is a dour Danish film which was probably paid for by the Swedish Tourist Board. It has at its heart a simple dilemma:
Given the choice do you
a) Stay with you lovely wife and child in Stockholm (which is always sunny) where you run a […]

There is a moment in Vera Drake (it is in the trailer too so you don’t actually have to go and see the film) when the police turn up and ask to see Vera. Previously the family have been having a party, and the police intrude. Imelda Staunton ac[…]

REASONS WHY PEOPLE HATE BENJY’S
Would you buy a sandwich from this dog?[…]

“I think that is quite enough salt to soak up the red wine.”
“Well you’ve only got yourself to blame, pisshead.”
“It doesn’t work if you never empty the hoover bag.”
All phrases we may soon be hearing a[…]

That Subway Smell. The legend has it that the smell of freshly brewed coffee or baking bread can add thousands to your property price, and make the place more attractive to potential buyers. An extension to this surely is The Subway Smell, assaulting[…]