A dirty job so HERE I AM!!
Of the original six only one (by some way the least repellent, I always felt) has ended up w.someone outside the original six – that boringly nice and blah guy who in this ep talked her OUT of her proposed comedy nam[…]

“Get a round, get a round, I get a round” – methinks thou dost protest too much, Brian Wilson. First to the sandpit, last to the bar. I have no first-hand knowledge of whether the rotund surf bard gets his in, of course; it is not m[…]

You know me. I’m the attractive, witty, sparkling lady at the end of the bar. With a giant sized fizzy gin and tonic and a word for everyone in the pub. That word may well be “turn that rubbish off” when someone uses the jukebox, bu[…]

Complete list of every word used in Batman TV series fights.[…]

A Grand Don’t Come For Free
On the back of the bizarre news that a Brazil 11 will be appearing at Exeter City later this month, here’s some more: Exeter City to play return fixture. And they’re laying on a package tour! Which comes […]

Paedo fun with Farrell. The Pocohantas story retold, but not in cartoon form but as a potentially raunchier Lolita-esque tale. The age difference bewtween John Smith (42) and Pocahontas (11) could make this a rather fascinating tale, if it is told st[…]

Club Popular is NEXT WEDNESDAY! (Click for details). But what should we play? I’ve been sifting through the 50 CDs of UK #1s, ‘auditioning’ candidates, but I also want advice from NYLPM readers. Use the comments box to make a sugges[…]

OH NO!. And on a related (bum) note, surely it isn’t just indiephobia that makes me a little worried by the title of the XFM-sponsored alternative?[…]

“Mad euro director, Americam remake, Stephen King, gotta be a dud”
If you absolutely can, get Lars Von Trier’s The Kingdom (Riget) out on video. Have you done that yet? Do it now! Go.
If you can’t, or are too lazy (let’s[…]

FISH UPDATE – thanks for the suggestions (see below). WHAT I DID: a starter of baked asparagus wrapped in italian ham and soft cheese (an idea of Anna’s from an old ILX thread, previously tested and known to be totally delicious). Creamy […]