Paedo fun with Farrell. The Pocohantas story retold, but not in cartoon form but as a potentially raunchier Lolita-esque tale. The age difference bewtween John Smith (42) and Pocahontas (11) could make this a rather fascinating tale, if it is told straight. It probably won’t be therefore.

Anyway it will be hard to beat the best version of the Pocahontas story, as portrayed in Adams Family Values.