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An Office Debate
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An Office Debate:
Colleague: “I saw some dogging yesterday in Green Park!”
All in office: “How do you get a car into Green Park?”
Colleague: “You don’t need a car! I was walking by and saw two people having sex on […]

I’m Only Human
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So Phil Oakey said on the Human League song Human and handy it was too to know that he was not the kind of man-machine that his eerily synthesized music suggested he was. Eerily synthisized in the way that all crap things are eerie, redimentary knive[…]

Watch your back Tanya!
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Watch your back Tanya! Our own resident music hater seems to have serious competition from an unlikely source: Amy Winehouse. Up until now the main joy in Winehouse’s existence has been her ability to make good copy in interviews, and it appear[…]

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y’k vagonu tekerlek
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y’k vagonu tekerlek
The above phrase is a (probably syntactically inaccurate) translation of ‘WagonWheel’ into Turkish. Which is what the Halley Pasta is, pretty much. Produced by snack manufacturing giants ‘lker, it’s[…]

West Ended
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West Ended
I read in the South London Press that So Solid’s Romeo is accused of involvement in a stabbing incident in Soho. This is obviously a bad thing for all concerned. I also note that, as part of the conditions of his bail, he has been or[…]

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THE SQUARE TABLE: 12, Avril Lavigne – “My Happy Ending”
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POP FACTOR: 450 CONTROVERSY RATING: 344
Hard-won experience of life has crushed poor Avril’s enthusiasm: the instrumental hook of “My Happy Ending” is the hook of “Sk8er Boi” stuck in a sulky tar-pit. I’m gratefu[…]

I had a good day in Glasgow a couple of weeks ago.
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I had a good day in Glasgow a couple of weeks ago. Some pleasant beers, excellent company and an interesting new city for me to explore. Oddly I probably had the classiest drink I have had this year in the Vodka bar there, which reminded me I should […]

Last Life In The Universe is a Thai film
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Last Life In The Universe is a Thai film by a director (Pen-Ek Ratanaruang – of Mon-Rak Transistor fame) who is well aware his audience is predominantly in the West. Why else would this slight love story between a morbid Japanese youth and a me[…]

Boy in the corner
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Boy in the corner
Private Eye seem to have taken sides in the on-going “was Hawking wrong?” debate.[…]

Darts for the Big Guys
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Darts for the Big Guys
I mean, of course, the Shot-Put. The highlights made this event look exciting. No doubt in real time it lasted hours, but the BBC shoe-horned it into ten minutes.
It had everything that defines the modern Olympics; Grunting, a […]

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