An Office Debate:

Colleague: “I saw some dogging yesterday in Green Park!”

All in office: “How do you get a car into Green Park?”

Colleague: “You don’t need a car! I was walking by and saw two people having sex on a bench, and there were people spying from behind three separate trees! It was obviously prearranged.”

So my questions – if it doesn’t involve a car, is this still dogging? And if not what is it called? Your question – what has this to do with Blog 7? But think on this – do we Londoners really want the provinces, with their multiplicity of lonely car parks and so-called ‘beauty spots’, to steal a dogging march on us?