Jings!
Without wishing to get all religious on y’all, the Great Scottish Caption Cock-up Scandal of 2004 takes on a theological bent. Apparently the folks being captioned ‘had a great week of celebrations and now the Southern Reporter has[…]

“These people need to get out more for the sake of their health and sanity”
(No, this isn’t D&D-related.)[…]

bcz the Julia Lennon Theory also applies to sport
(= there is no such thing as “backstage”)
(=not the same thing yet as “commentators now know how to integrate this bedroom dimension into their analysis”)[…]

WELCOME TO VREACKJ-t’DROGGA
A very brief trip to Belgium at the weekend saw members of the Publog drinking. Quelle-surprise as they say in certain parts of said country. However there does need to be some form of selection process to what you d[…]

RETURN OF THE BEAGLE
What is noice about this story is that the sturdily British Beagle Mars vehicle has to now admit that when it comes to space there is no room for parochialism. This time using some sort of skycrane they hope to drop the thing dow[…]

Amazing that with all the signs  I have seen that say NYC airports are “getting better”,     and being allocated thousands of dollars over the years for improvements, JFK and LaGuardia airports have part[…]

Whoever created dial up access deserves to be shot….or ever-so-slowly filleted. How is any self respecting night owl supposed to get her groove on, when even net radio on low bandwidth causes me to miss the odd word or entire ver[…]

“THERE’S A LOT ABOUT ME THAT YOU DON’T KNOW”
The Pet Shop Boys, Videos and Age
(Originally submitted for FT a while back, and now posted here with Tom’s encouragement given FT’s change in emphasis)
One of my indulg[…]

WA-MUTHA-FUCKIN’-HEY!!!
TIM KASH IS GONE!!!
Obviously the show’ll still be a fetid crock of shit and will still feature that horrific voiceover woman (and James effing Cannon), but…
WA-MUTHA-FUCKIN’-HEY!!![…]

The joys of random stupidity — sure, Showgirls is coming out in an elaborate DVD edition and all, and none less than Marc Almond has proclaimed his love for the Beyond of the Valley of the Dolls of its day, to paraphrase a section of his recent[…]