Without wishing to get all religious on y’all, the Great Scottish Caption Cock-up Scandal of 2004 takes on a theological bent. Apparently the folks being captioned ‘had a great week of celebrations and now the Southern Reporter has destroyed everything. Whoever wrote these words must be at least in league with the devil.”

Satanic possession wouldn’t be the first place I’d look when searching for answers. Anyone for whom it is deserves to be pilloried. Good work, Mr Mack.