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Pumpkin Publog supports responsible drinking
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Pumpkin Publog supports responsible drinking
If you are reading this, there is a very slight chance that you might be drinking too much. Find out here.[…]

Cradle of Filth — Presents for the Poison-Hearted
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Death metal never used to be this exhilarating. An epic soundtrack of damnation, greed and desire, it starts of sounding like a bootleg of Morbid Angel and Vanessa Carlton’s ‘A Thousand Miles’. The kick comes from the orchestration […]

I HATE MUSIC RUBBISH SIMILE WATCH
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I HATE MUSIC RUBBISH SIMILE WATCH
MARVIN GAYE – Sexual Healing
Baby, I’m hot just like an oven, I need some Lovin’
Why did Marvin Gaye Snr bust a cap in Marvin Gaye Jnr’s ass? All sorts of rumours abound regarding drugs, infi[…]

And Then They Lez Up – Appendage
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And I’d finished this so I sent it to my girlfriend and she called me back and said, “um, err, I don’t, understand.” So after sulking for a bit, obviously upset, I explained. And she understood. I asked her if she could write a short […]

And Then They Lez Up
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t.A.T.u.
For Melissa Witkowski. It’s all your fault, of sorts.
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Because when I want to explain to myself Bjork’s “Pagan Poetry”, I can’t think here, in my world, the song seems too simplistic when measured, the merest cursory g[…]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMBERS OF LAMBCHOP?
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMBERS OF LAMBCHOP?
In a recent piece I discussed those stupid bands which have more members than revenue – or in the case of My Life Story more members than actual fans. What completely slipped my mind was the strange ca[…]

Suggestion that while British pop might be good
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Suggestion that while British pop might be good, but British popstars are rubbish. Play (a lousy name for an album = a lousy name for a band) a Swedish girl group will be attempting to crack America with covers of great British pop songs of the last […]

HANDSOME FAMILY- Have you Been Washed in The Blood of the Lamb
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HANDSOME FAMILY- Have you Been Washed in The Blood of the Lamb
Old School Protestant Hymns are way more hardcore then Ozzy. Look at this one, running into seven minutes of verses, each with the chorus that starts with the line “have you been wa[…]

CHRISTINA AGUILERA – “Soar”
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA – “Soar”
Okay, yes, it’s a cheesy motivational ballad. Anyone with a strong reaction to the Dianne Warren school of songwriting should just check out right now because I could type for several years and not[…]

Tom’s Top Twelve!
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Tom’s Top Twelve!
Lizard power! Slight change of format as instead of just a list I’ll make a stab at mentioning when and why these tracks struck me this week. New stuff first – Mad Anju‘s “Cellular Minutes” is sur[…]

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