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I Hate Alternative Rock
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I Hate Alternative Rock: From the Makes No Sense At All Dept. – Bob Mould is coming out with THREE albums this year; check out this semi-informative article from Billboard.com for more information (and don’t mind the pop-up ads). A coup[…]

The Strokes Special
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The Strokes Special finally launches with my review of the album and the debut of Al’s new cartoon strip (watch out for the huge jpeg). And thanks to Ethan for the graphic beautifying the front page. On Wednesday we’ve got a great thinkpi[…]

I KNEW IT WOULD BE WILL! I LOVE YOU WILL!!
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I KNEW IT WOULD BE WILL! I LOVE YOU WILL!!
Sadly, that shiny faced spiky haired fule Gates has already been signed in news which surely must shock the few of you just returned from your five year exploration of Moomin Valley. Please Gareth and your […]

King Of The Boots – Asylum – 8 February 2002
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(The Next Thing Isn’t Always Big)
(DJs: Freelance Hellraiser, Osymyso, Tom Middleton)
The saying goes ‘All good things come in small packages’. I am not sure if the coiner of said phrase really meant quite this small. The flyer for […]

Gareth Gates wins Pop Idol!
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Gareth Gates wins Pop Idol! Oh, no he didn’t. Much to everyone’s surprise, Will Young beat G-G-Gareth to the crown, in the final episode of the extremely protracted Pop Idol series. This means we can look forward to his rendition of the[…]

Kym Marsh vs Jonathan King
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HE SAID TRUST ME I’LL MAKE YOU A STAR SO I BIT MY TONGUE UNTIL HE’D FINISHED…
Nick McMeier: ‘Kind of a compliment, that a famous person was interested in me’
Jon Ronson: ‘You say famous. But he was JUST JONATHAN KI[…]

I prefer Mary(b)lin(g) Manson
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I prefer Mary(b)lin(g) Manson – ho ho ho see what I did there did you see?
(Arses)[…]

Hear’Say say ‘NO FIX’
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Hear’Say say ‘NO FIX’!!! And do we believe them readers? ‘Plain facts’ include the news that audtions were filmed by ITV2 and therefore you will SEE if it’s a fix or not!! Don’t you SEE?? Are you BLIND??
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My worst nightmare squared
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Hey kids, there’s a fresh def new musical phenomenon doing the ’rounds’. Just imagine if you will the rapping from Get Ur Freak On by Missy Elliott (unpleasant I know but bear with me), and then – get this – imagine that[…]

May I borrow your books of hairstyles?
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May I borrow your books of hairstyles? Pre-club trip to the Bricklayers Arms last night showed how randomness should be the order of the pub experience. A hair magazine was extracted for the purposes of discussing which haircut would be best for one […]

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