FRIENDS With Money is a film with Jennifer Aniston in it. Not to be confused with FRIENDS a sitcom with Jennifer Aniston in it. In FRIENDS With Money Aniston plays the FRIEND of three other women, all of whom in some way or other are pretty well off.[…]

Miniature brontosauri! The size of horses! CLONERS TO WORK!
(Good headline too, cheers BBC)[…]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s sister has made a pop record to support Portugal at the world cup – click the link to hear it (and see her).
(It’s not that bad actually – good shouting and guitar “licks” I think – howeve[…]

Tracklisting…
The Show (Flip and Fill Remix) – Girls Aloud
Ain’t No Other Man – Xina Aguilera
Juliet (Thin White Duke Edit) – Avalon
Human Sacrifice – Paris Hilton (apparently)
Way Out – Ellen Allien and Appa[…]

I was now heading north on my comfy, soundproofed train, and increasingly getting worried about my route. The blissful silence and sound free rocking movement (now that’s what I call rocking) had lulled me to sleep, and when I woke up I realise[…]

There has always been a link between the space race and golf. Perhaps because they both use scientific techniques to do something which up to now has been a bit useless*. So it is good to see that a Russian cosmonaut is going to punt a golf ball into[…]

WARNING: The Mega BBQ Burger at the Pakenham Arms is not for you. I’m sorry. That is just the way it is. Perhaps you think the extra large burger, with its onion rings, tomato, cheese and bacon would be just what you need to build up you faint […]

Trance-tipping is a sport analogous to cow tipping. You stealthily sneak up to some mong head dancing to a couple of bleeps and a sample of a squealing constipated man, and then up-end the fool on to the sand. They continue to writhe like some upside[…]

If I remember Jules Verne?s version of 80 Days Around The World Circumnavigating, India was a high point. It was full of gung-ho action and adventure, and also where he picked up the Princess. Thus there were many prospects for me. Action, adventure […]

1) Sorry for not updating you on the rhubarb crumble. In the end, a crumble was a bit of a faff, so I just stewed the rhubarb and then decanted into a mixture of glasses, topped with custard and then let set in the fridge. Nicely fatteningly refreshi[…]