A dirty job so HERE I AM!!
Of the original six only one (by some way the least repellent, I always felt) has ended up w.someone outside the original six – that boringly nice and blah guy who in this ep talked her OUT of her proposed comedy nam[…]

Complete list of every word used in Batman TV series fights.[…]

Paedo fun with Farrell. The Pocohantas story retold, but not in cartoon form but as a potentially raunchier Lolita-esque tale. The age difference bewtween John Smith (42) and Pocahontas (11) could make this a rather fascinating tale, if it is told st[…]

“Mad euro director, Americam remake, Stephen King, gotta be a dud”
If you absolutely can, get Lars Von Trier’s The Kingdom (Riget) out on video. Have you done that yet? Do it now! Go.
If you can’t, or are too lazy (let’s[…]

Am I the only person who thinks the Michael Moore vs Disney story is complete guff, and is there wholly to dupe a politically sensitive Cannes jury into festooning Moore’s film with an award. Moore is nothing if not a tremendous self publicist,[…]

Black Is The New Black: I have spent a worrying amount of time since last summer looking at reviews on this sprawling Dr Who reviews site. So much so that I’ve started recognising reviewer names. This guy, Mike Morris, is easily the best, and t[…]

Disappointment rarely comes straight away. It creeps, next day, until you realise the film you saw which you thought was pretty good was actually pretty rubbish. It is even worse when that film also inflicts a retro malaise upon a film you previously[…]

Fears that football films will glamourise hooliganism. Do films automatically glamourise their subjects. Hmm, methinks knee-jerk reporting here. And in the comments section please a list of things which have never been glamourised by film. Michael W[…]

FOOTBALL + KUNG FU = SURE FIRE HIT
I think we can all agree that this equation balances. But FOOTBALL + RIDICULOUS CGI(KUNG FU) = LESS OF A SURE FIRE HIT seems to be the rationale behind whomever has the distribution rights to Shaolin Soccer in the U[…]

Giggling happily at the horrible violence
No, not Kill Bill, but Home Alone!! Tarantino wd employ John Candy if he could and HE WOULD BE RIGHT! (Baffled non UK-ers note: this xmas movie was shown as a Bank Holiday TV Movie yesterday…)[…]