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I HATE MUSIC LYRIC WATCH 21: Brian McFadden
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I HATE MUSIC LYRIC WATCH 21: Brian McFadden
“Sit with my family, drink some English tea
Then I raise my finger and watch football on TV”
Never mind that Brian bellows “football on TV” as if he is the prophet Jeremiah having a […]

I Hate Music lyric watch #20: Belouise Some: Imagination
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You needed a good Imagination to believe that SOMEone like Belouise Some could even have a pop career. Especially if you consider the lyrics to this, his biggest hits.
You’ll have to guide me, these impossible schemes
You keep me stealing unste[…]

More Oakey Pokey (fun at)
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I was willing to let Phil Oakey rot in a see of his own flesh and blood (he’s a man) yesterday, but my public cried and said “Slap Him, He’s From Sheffield”. Alan Trewartha, the FreakyTrigger resident design master (who has ne[…]

I’m Only Human
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So Phil Oakey said on the Human League song Human and handy it was too to know that he was not the kind of man-machine that his eerily synthesized music suggested he was. Eerily synthisized in the way that all crap things are eerie, redimentary knive[…]

I Hate Music lyric watch: The Beatles – “Nowhere Man”
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He’s as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Imagine giving this offer to David Blunkett. Sorry mate, your current state of not being able to see at all is going to be down graded to the worst form of blindness of all. You can only[…]

I Hate Music lyric watch #18: Neil Diamond – “I Am, I Said”
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This song is Diamond N’s version of Descartes Cogito Ergo Sum. In Descartes version he proves that even if he doubts all of the world, there is still something which is doing the doubting, the unshakable belief that he is a thinking thing. From[…]

ESCAPE FROM RUBBISH ISLAND!!!
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ESCAPE FROM RUBBISH ISLAND!!!
People often ask me what the most frustrating thing about my tireless campaign against music is. My answer, as I stick my boot in another jukebox, is comebacks. There is nothing more annoying than seeing a band that you […]

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