tell us the korrekt jargon plz!!??
While helping my friends T&G unpack yesterday after hurriedly moving house to lovely walthamstow, we discovered a JAR OF CLOVES in a BAG OF CLOTHES!!! We tried to work out what kind of literary device/joke thi[…]

A Question of Sport
OK two questions actually abt C4’s Dream Team extravanganza last night (f.my auld professional contrarian pals D.Kelly and S.Cosgrove).
i. What wz the TERRIFIC music being used behind Alan ‘Dirty’ Shearer? andi[…]

HA! (see parenthesis middle of 4th sentence for clear evidence of agnes martin’s genius)[…]

punk rock musician in well-deserved pokey!!
sending clash songlyrics to “wrong person” = clear case of harassment!!![…]

disaster movie howler&spoiler: look away now!!
OK in DAY AFTER TOMORROW it is very poorly explained why there is suddenly a tidal wave. Surely as more water became ice ABOVE sea level, sea level wd drop not rise?[…]

well i say it’s ART so bite me
newscaster jon snow on c4 news just now: “to pursue the metaphor, is there not a danger that you’re crying wolf before the stable door is bolted?”[…]

[Rescued Notes, Unaltered, from a Decommissioned Contemporary Review (the editor changed his mind and gave it to K!m Newm4n, a lovely chap labouring under the burden of having seen EVERY HORROR and SCI-FI MOVIE EVAH MADE!!)]
If Independence Day was[…]

“we’re lost and we’ve missed telly!?”
= the forlorn cry (immortalised in family legend) of long-ago small-sinker woe, when a daytrip-by-car went awry…

here i wz trying to think of something to say abt watching Transfo[…]

it’s true because it’s funny (= sad obv)
mainly i’m trying NOT to read bought-media commentary abt the east london warehouse artfire cz i. i have no doubt that abt 95% of it (pro OR con) will be more annoying and lamer even than th[…]

amazon’s algorithm for working out yr top 105 “recommended” lps (or books or whatever) is a totally hypnotic mystery to me – and i can’t tell you anything formal abt how it makes its choices (well actually i do have two […]