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I WAS A GOBLIN: Small Worlds
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As the eighties progressed, one-size-fits-all patchwork “campaign worlds” fell from fashion in the RPG world. They didn’t initially lose their market dominance – most Dungeons and Dragons products, for instance, were set in its smorgasbord Fo[…]

Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rose-Coloured Rupee Land
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Dear Nintendo,
do you think that giving your games names like this might be fuelling the fire for those idiots who like to bash you, or what? Seriously. Dudes. Freshly picked Tingle’s rose coloured rupee land?? Amazing!
The plot of Freshly-Pic[…]

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I Prefer Year Of The Cat
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I’m not a pet person. Perhaps it sounds clinically rigorous but I’ve never seen the point in them. Unfortunately after watching Year Of The Dog not only do I still not see the point of pets, but I’m not sure of the point of Year Of The Dog eith[…]

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Food Science Day 2007 Experiment #2: Cavary Ham
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Not on the list AT ALL when we entered the laboratory, this piece of pun based was invented on the spot. As with any great inventions it had necessity as its mother and sous chef. We had bought a bit too much Ye Olde Oake Ham. Now some of you might r[…]

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Resisting Entropy – Mars Planets and the Second Law of Thermodynamics (Food Science Day 2007 Experiment #1)
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Mars Planets: the atomisation of the Mars Bar. An entropic dis-integration, the tendency of all things to become more chaotic, in confectionery form. I’m trying to resist the impulse to tie this stuff up to no-such-thing-as-Society atomisation[…]

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Speed, Strength, Invunerability, and A Good Subject For Pop Songs
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At Poptimism on Saturday I bumped into Vic Fluro of this manor. Now when I bump into him, and he is not desperately trying to wangle a set on the decks, the talk invariably turns to comics. Though we both agreed that they are a pretty dull thing to t[…]

Poptimism – Lesson Forty Five RPM
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Paper Planes – M.I.A.
Can I Get Get Get – Junior Senior
Doing It Right – Go! Team
Me, Myself And (I) – Darren Hayes
Her – Kissy Sell Out
You’re Out – Dead Disco
One More Chance – Candie Payne
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Blog ’92: JUMP UP JUMP UP AND GET DOWN
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2. House of Pain – Jump Around
Is this the most ubiquitous student disco song ever recorded? (more…)[…]

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The Freaky Trigger Top 100 Tracks Of All Time: No. 54 WILL YOUNG – “Leave Right Now”
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BALLSY! That’s no the first word that springs to mind when I think of Will Young. And perhaps BALLSY is the wrong word to append to “Leave Right Now”, a sappy song of monumental wetness. But let me tell you why I have recently reali[…]

The Prisoner Officer’s Dilemma
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The crisis in the UK’s prison service has come to a head today, with the staff of UK prisons walking out. In some cases this has left 2,000 inmates being guarded by governors alone, that’s about 5 people to look after 2,000. A watching br[…]

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