What the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy has to say about movie trailers.[…]

Stan Lee At It Again: Stan’s new idea is a superhero who balances his powers with real-world problems. Cynics may note that this seems remarkably similar to another new idea he had – in 1961.[…]

Universal “not actually aware of tiny UK website” shocker
We are not in fact being sued for comments Ned made about Xanadu. The server was down (again). Watch this space for more exciting server news. If such a thing can be said to exist.[…]

In February 2005, Blog 7 was all about L.O.V.E. love.[…]

Uses of Political Correctness Gone Mad
Dominic Fifield, in The Guardian, writing about the aftermath of the Carling Cup Final:
Jose Mourinho had offered his opposing captain a warm handshake in the tunnel before kick-off, though Gerrard was less eage[…]

The competition is obviously a fierce one (not just handbags at ten paces), but my least favourite came up again tonight, watching Norwich vs Manchester City. Dean Ashton scored a really delightful goal, a high ball coming in while he was moving acro[…]

Consolation Prize: Liverpool lose Carling, win Guinness by setting world record for “loudest stadium roar”. Atrociously posed picture raises ‘fix’ suspicions.[…]

Go and buy the next Kylie single
My favourite pop song this year is called “Made Of Glass”, and it’s by Kylie Minogue. I hoped slightly that it would end up being by someone else – it was being touted around Rachel Stevens amo[…]

Day 25: Dark Side Of The Moon
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 LOUSY TUNES
Picture this, a lady of leisure in a spacesuit, weightless, sucking neat gin through a straw. Perhaps it is not what I had planned when I embarked on this epic quest around the world, b[…]

The thing here is, those professions which score best are those professions that are all about making other people feel directly and immediately happier. Unless you’re an army hairdresser shaving conscripts, I suppose.[…]