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Big Ron places the blame…
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Big Ron places the blame for Manchester United’s current defensive woes on the gap where Rio Ferdinand once stood. It seems fair enough, but the piece of this article which jumped out at me was Ron outlining his doubts about Wes Brown.
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In the pub last night,
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In the pub last night, wistfully looking at the big screen knowing that 24 was on Sky and this could be a method through which I could see it. It did not happen of course. Which made me think about the use of said big screens. Its all sport, sport, […]

RSS wars
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RSS wars
“The alternative–still in search of a name after being known variously as “Atom,” “Echo” and “Pie”–would closely follow RSS technically but have different specifications.”
Last week[…]

Ridiculous hyperbole? Check.
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Ridiculous hyperbole? Check.Sexy fake-mathematical selling points? Check. Hilarious dangling modifiers? Check.
Introducing our exciting NEW laser engraved pen… the INFINITY EXTREME!I’d like to take this opportunity to present the laser-en[…]

Gallery Exhibit Satire:
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Gallery Exhibit Satire: The British museums current health exhibition contains various totems, fetishes and traditional remedies from South America, Adrica and Asia. From the past to the present, cures from gripe water to Mexican Day Of The Dead figu[…]

Empathy vs demonstration.
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Empathy vs demonstration. The Dreamers has this problem in spades. Let me explain. Suppose you are making a film about the boredom of small town life. Do you just show said boredom in a detached fashion, or do you go further. Do you risk your audienc[…]

Rave on the feel the equidae
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Rave on the feel the equidae! In new I LOVE HORSES news, Do You See feels the noble duty presenting itself to point you in the direction of yet another comedy remix of the “I Love Horses and Horse-Riding” theme tune! This time the lucky r[…]

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Juicy quotes:
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Juicy quotes:
“At the time, prefrontal lobotomy or orbitofrontal undercutting — a less radical
method of treating severe mental disorders — might have been useful in treating
severely psychotic patients without causing more disrupt[…]

“Many of the Hottest Drum And Base Tracks
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“Many of the Hottest Drum And Base Tracks can be yours! Download them as ringtones now!” As seen on the Samsung Fun Club. O progress!
I am working very hard to finish a project for work on mobile phone websites. Hence no Popular and not m[…]

So, we say (ahem) nighty night to Jill and Nighty Night.
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So, we say (ahem) nighty night to Jill and Nighty Night. There was probably a total of three jokes tops in the last episode, one of which was merely seeing Angus Deayton covered in vomit. Admittedly there was a lot to fit in, Jill’s lies had fi[…]

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