Lonyo – “Comme Ci Comme Ca (Summer Of Love)” – all over your FM radio
Laconic as hell and sexy as fuck. If the UK Garage explosion means my pop is as lovely as this then bring it on. No intellectualising here (hey, it’s […]

I’m Greg Scarth, yes I’m the real Greg, all you other… – the next me? A scary prospect. Tom, you know full well that Eminem should be mentioned every day, never mind every week. We’ve been quite lax in letting it slip ov[…]

Oh come now, Celine’s not that bad! I suspect the readers of PTAHE! are voting with their ears rather than their eyes, for how else would that bleached goon Stefani be escaping righteous censure?[…]

I should go away more often. I am basically staggered by the quality and range of the contributions made to NYLPM while I’ve been in Greece, and I thank everyone who contributed. To them I say: I kiss you! And keep it up. To anyone else I say: […]

In the multitude of discussion brought about by my insane suggestion that Elton John?s lyrics to Your Song are a blight upon humanity, it was brought to my attention that ?at least they rhyme?. After spiking said persons drink with some Tom Waits pis[…]

Big Orange Crayon: if you link to me, I will link to you – such has been the inviolable rule of the blog since it crawled from the pre-Cambrian (or pre-1994, same difference) slime. Those who respect it not are poseurs and finks. This rule appl[…]

Actually, the very worst thing about those two lines is the pissant lazy-arse faffiness of them. “If I was a sculptor – but then again no” – yes, that’s right Elton, it’s a shit lyric and doesn’t make any sen[…]

Undies’ pants beats? – I just realised why we don’t use the word “undie” for our hip hop over here. So I’m an idiot.
Josh doesn’t understand why people go on about undie beats being boring or just plain bad. […]

Motor Suburb Madhouse Fred’s back and he’s already got the best links. I’m too tired to comment any further than saying that this guy’s thoughts on the line “…then there’s no reason that a man and another man[…]

Yeah I know I’m shooting fish in a barrel here (which to be fair is all about using the right gun) but its best to be comprehensive. And I’m leaving the rest of Reg’s opus for another day, because I want to make this quick. Its mere[…]