I’m Greg Scarth, yes I’m the real Greg, all you other… – the next me? A scary prospect. Tom, you know full well that Eminem should be mentioned every day, never mind every week. We’ve been quite lax in letting it slip over the last few days. I’ll try and make up for it now – I would have blogged the Guardian’s Pass Notes on the man except for the fact that it’s really, really bad. Hopefully now our supervisor’s back the NYLPM blogging team might become a bit more orderly.

Remember, kids, if you walk, talk and blog like me you just might be the next best thing, but not quite me! Yeah right!