How not to run a football club
Hearts held an EGM last night to consider a resolution to approve the sale of Tynecastle for housing, and move the club to Murrayfield.
Murrayfield – across the train tracks on the Glasgow-Edinburgh line – […]

Fred Tomaselli – Monsters Of Paradise: Magnus said before we entered that he had never seen a bad exhibition at the Fruitmarket Gallery in Edinburgh. I had: me, Tom and Dr T had seen this Jeff Koons exhibition there and had been particularly un[…]

Club Popular:
Just a reminder that
– Club Popular returns on the 30th September, at the Chapel Bar in Islington, free entry, only #1 hits will be played. 7 until late(ish).
– It will be really good.
– A real actual No.1 pop star mig[…]

Musical Emotions That There Are No Specific Words For Part 1 in a series of oh come off it
The sensation when the CDs that looked so great before leaving the house turn out to be exactly what you don’t want to actually listen to when you get to[…]

How to Be a Domestic Goddess
or
Diary of a Frustrated Girlfriend
I was sans bloke (due to a stag thing in Exeter) last weekend, and naturally I turned to baking as a displacement activity. It beats crying into your pint, eh ladies?
Getting up bright[…]

Noted on the side of Del Monte Pure Orange Juice:
Del Monte: The Healthy Way To Five A Day
Obsessed as I am to easy ways to five a day, this took me back a touch. Is it suggesting that there is an unhealthy way to five a day? Reading further it sugg[…]

What is the funniest bit of Will Ferrell’s new comedy Anchorman? Is it the dog vs bear fight? Is it the jazz flute break? Is it the hoary old “take the piss out of sexism whilst the audience laughs at our sexist jokes” routine. Quit[…]

“Hey, Former Internet Analyst, is [SITE X] worse than it used to be?”
“The answer, grasshopper, is always yes. But only for oneself. Three years reading, five years sitebuilding and three more years working on the net boils down to […]

My status as the ‘office DJ’ seems to be cemented. The latest commission is for our annual biggest-of-the-bigwigs convention, this year in Cape Cod. Sadly I’m not being flown out, box boy in tow, for a superstar set – I’[…]

At least not the actual CBS news report that waved around some ancient smoking-gun documents which blogistan’s rightwing myrmidons then leapt into collective action to prove could have been forged hence were forged – what i *do* see, tho,[…]