The grand tradition of cashing in musically on the World Cup is thriving in England but traditionally fails to capture the imagination of Mr J Foreigner. This year though the hosts have made a little more of an effort with the release of THIS purporting to be by notorious “pervert lion” Goleo.

Unfortunately it’s a version of Bob Sinclar’s very horrible “Love Generation” so Goleo will have to work pretty hard to make it any good. But the sleeve does tell us new facts about our leonine flasher friend. Firstly his shaggy crotch looks somewhat bulgy on the sleeve, secondly he is billed as Goleo VI for a reason which downloading may yet uncover. Watch this space, and also watch out for the rolling review of shoddy England gimmick singles (top billing: Joe Fagin’s “That’s England Alright”).