OK, I don’t expect party election broadcasts to be just one old, white, public school educated bloke sat behind a desk reeling off a list of things their party has done/will do if you vote for them, and i know it’s difficult to run a national campaign for local elections, but tonight’s labour effort has plumbed new depths of saying ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL about ANYTHING. it makes dave the chameleon (DUDES, everyone LOVES chameleons, what were you thinking!?!) look like a masterpiece of hogarthian satire, makes us LONG for the days of D:ream and the five pledges, even OWPSE Bloke would have been better than this tossed off nonsense (britain’s on the move, natch) that looked like a “come to britain” video knocked up by a bunch of first year meedja students in 1998…
…and that’s before we get started on SHED 7!!! it’s GETTING BETTER, do you, in a very real sense, SEE???