So they can bribe them to vote for them with toffees. Of course what they don’t understand is that there is such a thin line between some of the parties at the moment that frankly a bag of toffees, or at least Jelly Babies, I could probably be swayed.

Instead the Lib Dems wealth in toffees (declare where you got them from) will be used to bribe children to campaign on their behalf for the May 4th local elections. Something to chew over, though I would imagine the average kid won’t get out of bed for less that a PSP.

Kudos for the Labour Councillor’s suggestion that the Lib Dems are acting like the Pied Piper: in one fell swoop suggesting his wards children are like rats, and the Lib Dems are paedophiles.