Changing Rooms
Tony, who split from his wife Georgina after he replaced their fridge with a “warp coil” said: “I was convinced Trekkies all over the world would want a house like mine and pay me to do it.
But I was wrong.”[…]

Watch this, the trailer to Brokeback To The Future.
A joke that manages to sustain itself above and beyond its one line premise.[…]

I thought it was important to keep tabs on the machinations of Underworld: Evolution. But I also thought it equally important not to swell the coffers of the lousy film-makers responsible. So I snuck in. Missing the first couple of minutes, which I b[…]

This show baffles me a bit. Playing it—and I use ‘playing’ in the loosest sense; this is barely a game at all—involves no skill whatsoever. No intelligence (or, more specifically,no general knowledge), no memory-skills, nothing physical. In f[…]

You’ve met the Judge, now meet the dog! Although frankly I can’t believe that DDD wd have a VEGETARIAN dog – shurely that must be the dread influence of MIMPY MILLS.
8.30 tonight, BBC1, staying-in fans!![…]

Well at least we know that he can probably survive the tirals and tribulations of prison.
Huzzah, everyone loves a “winner is loser” story.[…]

Peter Sarsgaard and Stellan Skarsgård are not related.
I know, it makes it really difficult to make glib comparisons (where none are appropriate) between their acting. And watching Jarhead at the weekend I realised just how many Peter Sarsgaard movi[…]

Winterbottom’s Cock And Bull Story is, as you would expect from the director of Nine Songs, happily explicit when it comes to both bulls and cocks. And whilst the bulls come into it near the end the cocks are liberally peppered in the film. The[…]

And clearly using this hotline to God for good purpose, Robert Kirkman demands that the Transporter 3 be made.
Shows an admirable judge of priorities.[…]

(Only slightly spoiled in that it was originally a play).
From Possible Worlds, an artsy fartsy sci-fi film which I really rather enjoyed, though it never gets quite as good as this three-liner:
COP: Looks like a murder and robbery.
HIS BOSS: What wa[…]